Saturday, February 09, 2008

to answer your questions and to clear K's name

I realize that no one actually wants to know any more about my ... region than I've already gone into, but I just wanted to make sure that y'all didn't think that K was a misogynistic ape. I just really hate hair. Hair should only exist on my head. Nowhere else. If I could, I would laser my whole body or dip myself into a vat of Nair or whatever I had to just to get rid of motherfucking hair. I realize that waxing your ... region makes you look more similar to an eight-year-old, but my hatred of hair overrides this fact, because I think hair is so incredibly ugly. (On me. I don't care what other people do.)

K did not put me up to this at all; he just came with me to the salon of death for needed moral support, because I needed someone to hold me when I bawled after it was over. He did not encourage me to endure this procedure for to rox his sox. The hair removal was my idea. My very, very, very stupid idea.

Margaret: yeah, I'm thinking laser or nothing. Because the other methods of hair removal in between laser and nothing are either pain like you've never experienced before, or really annoying. And if you're going to shell out $55 for a wax treatment every month, you might as well just shell out for a permanent option that will eventually pay for itself. I'm told that lasering also kind of hurts, but not nearly as much as the waxing of death, and then you never have to deal with it ever again.

In conclusion, I'm never going to go near a waxing salon ever again, a) because it hurts like a motherfucker, b) because I am poor, and c) because I don't want to support such a ridiculous endeavor. I'm not really sure what came over me to make me think it was a good idea at the time, and I don't want to give money to the people that think we need to do this to please men. And then tell you this while they're waxing you.

Did I mention that it hurt like a motherfucker? It really fucking hurts!

1 Comments:

At 8:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have heard these rumors of incredible pain. Me, I just shave, although that can be tricky as well. Why not just a nice trim? Just leave a bit of a stubble. It's womanly, really.

Hope you have been well. I miss u loads. xxx Marshi

 

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