did you know...
...that if you're a Kaiser Permanente employee, that you're a bloodsucking, soulless, malevolent piece of slime?guess what, kids? if you take any sort of anti-depressant, you don't qualify for health insurance!
EVERYBODY IN THE UNITED STATES IS ON GODDAMN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS! MAYBE IF I WASN'T SO SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE, I WOULDN'T NEED TO TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANT MEDICATION!!!!!
Fuck you, Kaiser Permanente. "Kaiser Permanente for Individuals and Families is a cost-effective individual health care coverage program. We maintain its cost-effectiveness by only accepting for membership those individuals who successfully pass the medical underwriting screening process."
Fuck you. I hope *you* lose *your* job and that you have to figure out some way to get the medication that makes *your* life livable. I hope your children get in horrible accidents and that you can't afford to keep them alive. When that happens, I'll be there with my charitable organization to secure funds to make sure that your children don't have to die for lack of money. (You, however, deserve to die, and I would really like to be the one to deliver your death.)
posted by siobhan @ 12:41 AM
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I understand your outrage, and I feel for you completely. (GO VOTE FOR THE RIGHT PERSON and you might not have to worry about this in the next couple of years). You should totally continue to be angry, but direct that anger not at the kp employees but first at nixon and other jackasses who developed and continue to nurture this commercial insurance system. People who lacked the foresight to notice a completely obvious conflict of interest. And then turn it to the higher-up CEOs of these companies who seem to have absolutely no conscience.
The poor bastards you talk to on the phone are just in need of a job, probably working there for the insurance.
America: Putting the 'hell' in 'health insurance'.
Wow. Don't worry, your better off without Kaiser insurance anyway... I have herd HORROR stories from my employees who have actually enrolled in this insurace program.
Also, I don't even have the option of thinking about enrolling in Kaiser, as Kaiser is too expensive for my employer to offer to office staff. I have an even cheaper and more horrifying plan through Aetna. Yay!
I second Margaret. The horrors that are Aetna make little children wet their pants at night.
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