did you know...
...that if you're a Kaiser Permanente employee, that you're a bloodsucking, soulless, malevolent piece of slime?guess what, kids? if you take any sort of anti-depressant, you don't qualify for health insurance!
EVERYBODY IN THE UNITED STATES IS ON GODDAMN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS! MAYBE IF I WASN'T SO SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE, I WOULDN'T NEED TO TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANT MEDICATION!!!!!
Fuck you, Kaiser Permanente. "Kaiser Permanente for Individuals and Families is a cost-effective individual health care coverage program. We maintain its cost-effectiveness by only accepting for membership those individuals who successfully pass the medical underwriting screening process."
Fuck you. I hope *you* lose *your* job and that you have to figure out some way to get the medication that makes *your* life livable. I hope your children get in horrible accidents and that you can't afford to keep them alive. When that happens, I'll be there with my charitable organization to secure funds to make sure that your children don't have to die for lack of money. (You, however, deserve to die, and I would really like to be the one to deliver your death.)
posted by siobhan @ 12:41 AM
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