Monday, February 12, 2007

naughty, naughty!

Hello. Before I hint at my scandalous story, I will apologize (isn't it poor form to begin a talk/oration/address with an apology?) for not writing about the engagement yet. I will post all the details of that soon; I just wanted to reserve some time so I could do it justice ("Um yeah, like K asked me if I wanted to marry him, and I was all, yeah.") and include pictures and make sure I remembered all the little cute things. So that will come soon. Until then, perhaps you can answer me this:

Why is it that my breasts/ass always get groped at BLS dinner receptions? I'm not upset, I'm just puzzled. If it happens next year, then I think we've got ourselves a correlation, my friends.